40+ Halloween Caption Ideas That Are Unique, Funny & Spooky

It’s finally spooky season! And while I’m not doing Halloween this year, I thought I’d do a roundup of my favorite Halloween caption ideas that aren’t basic for you to spice up your Instagram game! Also, if you don’t know what you’ll dress up as this year, check out this post with 10 costume ideas that are affordable & easy. PS. follow me on TikTok, where I’ll be sharing more content.

Group pictures

Pick your poison
Scream queens

Squad ghouls: When you can’t pick just one, be all the monsters.
Fam by day, coven by night.
When witches unite, the spells get twice as nice.

Your vibe attracts your tribe, and apparently, we’re all haunted.

Vampire costumes

Love at first bite
Sucker for you

Swipe right for an eternal love bite.
Eternally young, forever thirsty.
I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Let’s stick to nightlife, shall we?

Ghost costumes

Boo’d up
Ghosted on Halloween? How festive
Who are you gonna call? 👻busters!

Hot ghoul Halloween
You know it’s spooky season when you get ghosted
Here for the bOOs

Too cute to ghost
Don’t make me ghost you

Witches

Turns out I’m 100% that witch

If the broom fits, fly it
Basic witches
Stirring the cauldron and causing trouble, one spell at a time.

Serving some serious broom envy tonight.
Just a casual night of hexing my exes.

For everyone

Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.

For Halloween, I’m going to be emotionally stable. No one’s gonna know it’s me.
The only treat you need.
Status: can be bribed with candy.

If looks can kill.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Til 💀 do us part.

I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

Trick or tequila.
Here for the bOOze.
Put the boo in booty.

You’ve got me under your spell.
I don’t need Halloween, I ghost people all year round.
Who stole my candy?

A glass (or bottle) of wine & a bowl of candy for me, please.
Guess who won the costume contest?
I like it extra spooky.

She belongs to the treats.
Tonight we belong to the treats.

And those are my 40+ Halloween caption ideas that are unique, funny, & spooky. Hope you have a fun & spooky Halloween season. Always be safe & don’t forget to check out my fall captions list!