150 Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram (2025)

Whether you’re dressing up as your alter ego, hosting a spooky soirée, or just here for the pumpkin spice vibes, these Halloween captions are for every mood — funny, flirty, spooky, or aesthetic. From glam witches to last-minute ghosts, here are 150 captions that’ll make your Halloween post hauntingly perfect.

Last updated: October 2025

Group Photos Halloween Captions

• Pick your poison.
• Scream queens.
• When you can’t pick just one, be all the monsters.
• Fam by day, coven by night.
• When witches unite, the spells get twice as nice.
• We put the ‘we’ in weird.
• Beware: Charming monsters ahead.
• Hanging with my creeps.
• Witching you a Happy Halloween from all of us.
• Fright night with my ride-or-dies.
• Creepin’ it real since [insert year you met].
• Our broomsticks ride better together.
• Demons on the dance floor.
• Life is gourd when you’re with your squad.
• Some call us troublemakers; we prefer ‘legends.’
• Got our scare game on point.
• The more, the scarier.
• Squad ghouls assemble.
• Trick or treat yourself (and your besties).
• Party so good it’s scary.
• Spooky girls’ night out.
• Witches before misters.
• Caught red-handed (in fake blood).
• Boo crew in formation.
• A little hocus, a lot of focus.
• Double double, trouble and tequila.
• Monster mash, but make it chic.
• 3 witches, 1 chaotic night.
• Friends who slay together, stay together.
• Warning: spirits inside (both kinds).
• It’s giving haunted house energy.
• Party so good it’s scary.
• We understood the costume assignment.
• Warning: spirits inside (both kinds).
• Shots and spells.
• Unbothered, undead, unstoppable.
• Dressed to distress.
• Chaos coordinated.
• Creepin’ it real with my coven.
• Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear fangs.

Funny Halloween Captions

• Too cute to spook.
• Current mood: Hocus Pocus & chill.
• Ghosted everyone but still look good.
• I’m just here for the boos.
• Resting witch face.
• Boo, you whore (in a friendly way).
• Catch me haunting your FYP.
• This witch can’t drive.
• Serving tricks and treats.
• Can’t come to the phone right now, I’m dead.
• Caffeine potion brewed to perfection.
• I’m too old for trick or treating but not for chaos.
• The scariest part of Halloween? My bank account.

Flirty Halloween Captions

• Bad witch energy.
• 100% that witch.
• I put a spell on you.
• Scary hot.
• Just a vamp in her element.
• Don’t mind me, I’m enchanting.
• Kiss me, I’m spellbound.
• My broomstick runs on iced coffee.
• She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll hex you in your face.
• Haunting hearts since 1999.
• Cute but deadly.
• I’m your worst (and hottest) nightmare.
• Born to slay, died trying.
• No tricks, just treats.
• Do you believe in magic?
• I woke up like this… slightly possessed.
• Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, you’re hot.
• Blood type: pumpkin spice.
• My love language? Frightful flirtation.

Short & Spooky Halloween Captions

• Meet me under the full moon.
• Haunted.
• Where the wild ghosts are.
• Midnight magic.
• Skeletons in silk.
• Every night is fright night.
• If the moon fits…
• Halloweekend aesthetic unlocked.
• Lost in a pumpkin haze.
• Cute but haunted.
• The night is young and so are the undead.
• A spooky state of mind.
• Living my villain era.

Halloween captions for vampire costumes

• Love at first bite.
• Straight outta coffin.
• Sucker for you.
• Swipe right for an eternal love bite.
• Eternally young, forever thirsty.
• Fang you very much.
• I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Let’s stick to nightlife, shall we?
• Just a bite won’t hurt… much.
• Living that immortal life.
• Blood type: O (for ‘Oh my gosh, I look fabulous!’)
• Not your average night owl.
• Dracula called; he wants his look back.
• Fang you very much for the compliments.
• No mirror selfies for me.
• Just winging it.
• Ready to paint the town red.

Halloween Captions for Ghost Costumes

• Gonna go haunt my ex’s Insta.
• Boo’d up
• Ghosted on Halloween? How festive
• Who are you gonna call? 👻busters!
• Hot ghoul Halloween
• You know it’s spooky season when you get ghosted
• Here for the bOOs
• Too cute to ghost
• Don’t make me ghost you
• Now you see me, now you don’t.
• Doing the Casper slide.
• Got my sheet together.
• All dressed up and nowhere to haunt.

Pet Halloween Captions

• Paw-sitively spooky.
• My costume took 5 treats to put on.
• Cutest little monster on the block.
• Trick or treat, smell my paw.
• Bone appétit.
• Just a spooky boy in his silly little costume.
• Lion by day, couch potato by night.
• The goodest ghost in town.
• Howl you doin’?
• Costume? I was born this cute.
• Unleashing my inner beast.
• Barking up the wrong pumpkin patch.
• Ghost with the most.
• Treats only, no tricks.
• 10/10 would haunt again.
• My Halloween plans? Scaring the mailman.
• Just here to fetch candy.
• Who needs a costume when you’re this iconic?
• Boo? More like woof.

Halloween Captions for Witch Costumes

• Turns out I’m 100% that witch
• If the broom fits, fly it.
• Witchful thinking.
• Basic witches.
• Stirring the cauldron and causing trouble, one spell at a time.
• Serving some serious broom envy tonight.
• Just a casual night of hexing my exes.
• My broom broke, so I’m taking an Uber tonight.
• This witch can’t be tamed.
• Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
• Witch, please.
• Witch better have my candy.
• Feeling witchy and wonderful.
• I’m the witch you’ve been warned about.
• Stirring up trouble, one potion at a time.
• Broom parking only; all others will be toad.
• Yes, I can drive a stick.

Halloween Photo Dump Captions

• Photo dump, but make it haunted.
• Just a spooky little recap.
• If you need me, I’ll be under a pile of candy wrappers.
• Halloween 2025: chaotic, cute, unforgettable.
• POV: I was the main character at the costume party.
• Spooky season photo dump
• The night in one word: unhinged.
• If you recognize these costumes, no you don’t.
• Cue the eerie background music.
• Ghosted everyone but my camera roll.
• Just here for the Halloween aesthetics.
• Don’t ask how many shots it took to get these.
• Vibes were haunted in the best way.
• Boo-tiful memories only.
• Candy, chaos, and costume changes.
• Post-party recovery: pending.
• Deleted scenes from spooky season.
• Till next Halloween, witches.

General Halloween Captions

• Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.
• For Halloween, I’m going to be emotionally stable. No one’s gonna know it’s me.
• The only treat you need.
• Status: can be bribed with candy.
• If looks can kill.
• Are you afraid of the dark?
• Til 💀 do us part.
• I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
• “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
• Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
• Trick or tequila.
• Here for the bOOze.
• Put the boo in booty.
• You’ve got me under your spell.
• I don’t need Halloween, I ghost people all year round.
• Who stole my candy?
• A glass (or bottle) of wine & a bowl of candy for me, please.
• Guess who won the costume contest?
• I like it extra spooky.
• She belongs to the treats.
• Tonight we belong to the treats.
• Not all ghosts say “boo,” some say “bruh.”
• Brrr… it’s cold in here, there must be some spirits in the atmosphere.
• My costume? Oh, I’m just a hauntingly good time.
• Hallow-queen.
• Too cute to spook.
• Here for the candy and the memes.
• Don’t worry, I’ve got tricks and treats.
• No tricks, just Netflix.
• I don’t always dress up, but when I do, it’s spook-tacular.

Feel free to use these captions to add some spooky humor to your Halloween posts!

Whether you’re haunting a rooftop party, staying in with scary movies, or just posting your costume photo dump, these Halloween captions are perfect for any occasion. Pick one that fits your vibe.