200+ Cute and Funny Valentine's Day Captions for Instagram

If you’re on the hunt for some funny Valentine’s Day captions to jazz up your posts, you’ve landed in the right spot. Here you’ll find 200+ Cute and Funny Valentine’s Day Captions for Instagram to ensure your feed is as lively and lovable as February 14th itself. As someone who absolutely loves a good caption, I’ve scoured the internet and spent endless hours thinking of the funniest Valentine’s Day captions for the ones in a relationship, as well as, all the single ladies on here.

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Romantic Valentine’s Day Captions

You’re not just my Valentine, you’re my always-and-forever.
You’re my favorite person, my best friend, and my greatest adventure.
I didn’t believe in soulmates until I met you.

Forever grateful for the love we share.
Every moment with you feels like magic.
With you, my heart is always full.

You’re my once-in-a-lifetime kind of love.
Falling for you was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Loving you is my favorite thing to do.

You make my world brighter, happier, and more beautiful.
My heart is happiest when it’s with you.
I still get butterflies every time I see you.

You’re my forever and my always.
The best love story is the one we’re writing together.
I found my person, and I’m never letting go.

Life is better with you by my side
We go together like mac and cheese.
Swiped right, now it’s forever Valentine’s night.

Love you more than there are stars in the sky.
Roses are red, love is sweet, being your Valentine makes me feel complete.
You’re the cherry on top of my sundae of life.

In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.
In the story of my life, you’re the best part.
Stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

With you, every day is Valentine’s Day.
You’re the spark in my life’s fireworks.
You’re the peanut to my butter, the star to my burst.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.
Found my snack for Valentine’s Day… it’s you!

Single on Valentine’s Day? We Got You

Table for one, but I’m the whole package.
Cupid? Wya?
Love is in the air… or is that pollen.

Waking up single like the main character I am.
You know you love me.
Happy Valentine’s Day to myself and my DoorDash guy.

High heels, red dress.
Relationship status: Sleeping diagonally.
Your reminder to go buy yourself flowers.

The only third wheel I approve of is a tricycle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m my own soulmate, how about you?
Celebrating the love of my life: Me.

Love to love me.
Red hearts > red flags.
I’ll get those DMs later.

My Valentine’s date? Netflix, no chill.
Love yourself as much as I love this selfie.
Cupid called, he said I should take care of myself this year.

Who needs a Valentine when you’ve got memes.
Me, myself, and I: the ultimate love triangle.
Who needs a Valentine when I have pizza and wine?

This Valentine’s, I’m in a serious relationship with fun and freedom.
Just me, myself, and wine. A perfect Valentine.
Cupid’s aim was a little off this year, but I’m good.

Swiped left on Valentine’s Day plans.
Love is in the air, and I’m holding my breath.
I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.

My dog is my Valentine, and honestly, it’s a step up.
February 14th: the day my sofa and I take our relationship to the next level.
Valentine’s Day: more like self-love and extra guac day.

Taking applications for next Valentine’s Day.
Sipping my tea while I wait for my rom-com moment.
Where’s my rom-com meet-cute, universe?

Love story plot twist: I choose pizza.
Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Sweet Valentine’s Day Captions

You’re my favorite notification.

Love so sweet, dentists hate us.
Cupid called, he says we’re a perfect match.
You make my heart skip a beat.

You’re the only one I send the heart emoji to.
Our love is like a fine wine, it only gets better with time.
Thanks for being my partner in crime and dessert.

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Proof that love looks good on us.
No filter needed when love is this real.

Together we make sparks fly.
Here’s to being each other’s favorite humans.
Home is wherever I’m with you.

Swiping right on life since I met you.
You’re the reason my battery’s always low (too many cute texts).
You’re the upgrade to my basic plan.

In my book of life, you’re the highlight reel.
Forever obsessed with you.
Our love history > any romantic novel.

My favorite Valentine, today and every day.
We’re the perfect blend, like coffee and mornings.
You’re the cozy sweater in my winter wonderland.

Our love story is my favorite chapter.
You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.

Valentine’s Day Captions for Married Couples

Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question, you have no choice — we’re married.

Married life: where ‘You’re my forever Valentine’ is legally binding.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite roommate for life.
Our love is like a fine wine, it gets better with age and a few arguments.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m still not sick of you.
Still my favorite person to annoy.
Marriage: where love meets Netflix marathons.

You’re the calm to my chaos.
Together forever, because you know too much.
After all these years, you still give me butterflies.

Forever grateful for this forever thing.
Thanks for being my happily ever after.
Valentine’s Day: when ‘taking out the trash’ becomes an act of love.

Here’s to another Valentine’s Day of us avoiding the topic of what’s for dinner.
Our love story is my favorite, even when you snore.
You’re my emergency contact, Valentine, and permanent couch co-captain.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who knows all my passwords.
When I said I do, I meant it forever.
Proof that soulmates are real.

Love is sharing your dessert with me. Don’t stop now.
Married on Valentine’s: Where “Do you still love me?” meets “Did you pay the electric bill?”
Our love: Stronger than my desire to control the TV remote.

Together we’re unstoppable at finishing each other’s snacks.
Valentine’s Day – the day you remind me why I still share my bed with someone.

Sarcastic & Funny Valentine’s Day Captions

Cupid must’ve been drunk when he paired us, but it worked.

Thanks for being my personal reminder to drink water.
Love you more than brunch, and that’s saying a lot.
Can I Venmo you for all the emotional labor I’ve done in this relationship.

Thanks for putting up with my Amazon shopping habits.
Valentine’s Day is just a fancy name for chocolate sale eve.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who pretends to laugh at my jokes.

You’re my ride-or-die, emphasis on the “ride” because I hate driving.
Love you even when you steal the blanket.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only one who tolerates my Netflix choices.

Proof that opposites really do attract.
Can we skip Valentine’s and just go straight to dessert?
Cupid’s aim is questionable, but I’m not complaining.

Together we’re unstoppable at eating snacks.
Thanks for being my designated tech support and emotional support.
You’re my emergency contact for good reason.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the only one who eats my half of the leftovers.
My heart skips a beat every time you refill my coffee.
Love you, even when you make me explain the plot of a show you weren’t watching.

Roses are overrated; bring me fries.
Happy Valentine’s Day – let’s not fight over the blanket tonight
Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.

Short and Simple Valentine’s Day Captions

Lover.
New year, same valentine.
Head over heels.

Be my valentine.
Always you.
You & I.

All I need.
I only have eyes for you.
Love struck.

It’s a love story.
Met my match.
To the moon and back.

Heart eyes for you.
Yours truly.
Be mine.
Sweet like candy.
All the feels.
It’s us.
You complete me.
Forever and always.
More than words.
XOXO
Sealed with a kiss.
You’re my home.
Made for each other.
Better together.

Pop Culture References

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile.
Every love song suddenly makes sense with you.
Is this the love that Taylor writes songs about.
We’re just like Ross and Rachel but without the breaks.
To infinity and beyond with you.
Love so good, even Noah Centineo would approve.
Dibs on being Elle Woods if you’re my Emmett.
You’re my lobster – Inspired by Friends.
I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
You’re the Jim to my Pam.
You’re the hero in my romantic comedy.
You’re the beat to my heart’s song.
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
You’re basically my Hallmark movie ending
Our love is more epic than any Netflix original.
Just like Jim and Pam, you’re my perfect plan. – Inspired by The Office
You’re the Chandler to my Monica, perfectly imperfect. – Referencing Friends
Channeling my inner Bridget Jones for this one.
Our love’s like a classic Disney movie, timeless and true.
You and I are more thrilling than a Game of Thrones plot twist.
You’re the Lorelai to my Luke, coffee and love all day. – Referencing Gilmore Girls
Our story is my favorite, better than any Netflix series.
Like Jack and Rose, our love will go on.
You’re the Jesse to my Becky, full house of love. – Inspired by Full House

Galentine’s Caption Ideas

February is for the girls.
Galentine’s attire.
Who needs a Valentine when I have my girls.
Cupid did us a favor.
Cheers to the queens who make life sparkle every day.
A girls girl.
POV: girls only.
Love you more than brunch and bottomless mimosas.
Proof that soulmates don’t always have to be romantic.
Blessed with the best.
Here’s to strong coffee and even stronger friendships.
Cupid called, and he said to grab wine with the girls.
My besties are better than any rom-com ending.
No boys allowed.
Happy Galentine’s to the ones who know all my secrets and still love me.
Surrounding myself with people who make my heart full and my laugh loude
Cheers, ladies.
Girls just wanna have fun.

And there you have it – a roundup of 200+ absolutely adorable and hilariously funny Valentine’s Day captions to make your Instagram posts pop! Whether you’re snuggled up with your sweetheart or celebrating solo, these captions are sure to add a dash of humor to your V-Day posts. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!