70+ Cute & Funny Winter Captions for Instagram

Winter is definitely the most magical time of the year. It’s a time when hot cocoa becomes a food group, you get to spend time with your family, work slows down and fashion is all about coziness. Whether you’re carving down the slopes or creating the perfect winter outfit, this collection of 70+ cute & funny winter captions will add that extra sparkle to your Instagram feed. Bundle up, sip on hot cocoa, and scroll on!

Show off your outfits

• Snow boots and iced coffee – some call it confusion, I call it fashion.
• Survival of the knitted – winter edition.
• I’m layering up… emotionally and thermally.
• Global warming who? My outfit’s responsible for this heat.
• Is it socially acceptable to wear blankets to work yet?
• My outfit is 50 shades of grey but the sky beat me to it.
• Cozy cashmere and chill.
• Layer slayer – winter edition.
• My scarf game is stronger than winter winds.
• Dressing for winter is an art form. I belong in a gallery.

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Cozy winter captions

• Let’s get cozy and do some winter hibernation.
• Cuddles & cocoa.
• Blanket burrito with a chance of napping.
• Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and Freeze.
• Frosty mornings and toasty mugs.
• I glove winter days.
• Winter: the time of year I have a legitimate excuse for staying in.
• Wrapped up in the season.
• When it’s too cold to function, I only have ice for you.
• Sweater weather forever.
• PJs all day and that’s okay.
• Freeze the moment.
• Winter blues and snowy views.
• Cold weather, warm hearts.
• Crisp air and cozy sweaters.
• Bundled up and loving it.
• Finding magic in the coldest of days.
• If you need me, I’ll be inside until March. Thanks.
• Forecast tonight: 99% chance of Netflix.
• Season’s greetings from my bed.
• Winter’s here, time to get knit-picky.
• Winter, powered by coffee and the occasional snowball fight.
• Cold air, dark night, warm fire, bright stars.
• I’m just here for the ‘gram. And maybe the hot chocolate.
• Hibernate with me?
• I put the ‘win’ in winter. By staying inside.

Let it snow

• Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies.
• Snow: Nature’s way of saying ‘Nope, not today’.
• Nature’s glitter is snow – and it doesn’t even need a filter.
• Dear snow, let’s break up.
• Chasing snowflakes and dreams.
• Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
• Snowflakes and hot drinks.
• Blizzard bliss and frosty kisses.
• Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.
• Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… somewhere else.
• Skiing into the DMs like…
• Rolling with my homies: me and my snowballs.
• Make it a December to remember with a snowflake at a time.
• A blanket of snow makes any city a wonderland.

Skiing captions

• Skiing into the DMs like…
• Skiing through life like a pro
• Skiing my way to happiness
• Chasing the thrill of the mountains
• Goggles on, worries off
• Catching flights and feelings for these slopes.
• Skiing is just walking in cursive, right?
• Slopestyle: When life gives you mountains, put on skis.
• Moguls, schmoguls – it’s all downhill from here.
• Skiing: because gravity’s got its perks.
• Call me a snow artist, these tracks are my masterpiece.
• Just a girl who loves the slopes.
• Mountain highs and après-ski vibes.
• Just like life, skiing is all about the balance.

Holiday spirit

• All I want for Christmas is food, more food, and you.
• Dear Santa, define ‘nice’.
• Who needs a blanket when you have your holiday weight?
• Jingle all the way to the fridge.
• All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
• Meet me under the mistletoe or at the dessert table.
• This is my resting Grinch face.

New year, new me (Or Not)

• New Year’s Resolution: More snowflakes, less cornflakes.
• 365 new days, 365 same me.
• New Year’s Eve is the only acceptable time to wear glitter on your face.
• Ringing in the New Year with a ring of frosting around my mouth.
• January 1st: New Year, new adventures (after this nap).

And those are my 70+ cute & funny winter captions. Looking for Thanksgiving captions? What about some for the Holidays?