Itโs finally spooky season! And while Iโm not doing Halloween this year, I thought Iโd do a roundup of my favorite Halloween caption ideas that arenโt basic for you to spice up your Instagram game! Also, if you donโt know what youโll dress up as this year, here are 10 costume ideas that are affordable & easy.
Halloween captions to use for your group photos
- Pick your poison.
- Scream queens.
- Squad ghouls: When you canโt pick just one, be all the monsters.
- Fam by day, coven by night.
- When witches unite, the spells get twice as nice.
- Your vibe attracts your tribe, and apparently, weโre all haunted.
- We put the โweโ in weird.
- Friends who slay together, stay together.
- Beware: Charming monsters ahead.
- Hanging with my creeps.
- Witching you a Happy Halloween from all of us.
- Fright night with my ride-or-dies.
- Creepinโ it real since [insert year you met].
- Our broomsticks ride better together.
- Demons on the dance floor.
- Life is gourd when youโre with your squad.
- Some call us troublemakers; we prefer โlegends.โ
- Got our scare game on point.
- The more, the scarier.
Halloween captions for vampire costumes
- Love at first bite.
- Straight outta coffin.
- Sucker for you.
- Swipe right for an eternal love bite.
- Eternally young, forever thirsty.
- Fang you very much.
- Iโm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Letโs stick to nightlife, shall we?
- Just a bite wonโt hurtโฆ much.
- Living that immortal life.
- Blood type: O (for โOh my gosh, I look fabulous!โ)
- Not your average night owl.
- Dracula called; he wants his look back.
- Fang you very much for the compliments.
- No mirror selfies for me.
- Just winging it.
- Ready to paint the town red.
Halloween captions for ghost costumes
- Gonna go haunt my exโs Insta.
- Booโd up
- Ghosted on Halloween? How festive
- Who are you gonna call? ๐ปbusters!
- Hot ghoul Halloween
- You know itโs spooky season when you get ghosted
- Here for the bOOs
- Too cute to ghost
- Donโt make me ghost you
- Now you see me, now you donโt.
- Doing the Casper slide.
- Got my sheet together.
- All dressed up and nowhere to haunt.
Halloween captions for witch costumes
- Turns out Iโm 100% that witch
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Witchful thinking.
- Basic witches.
- Stirring the cauldron and causing trouble, one spell at a time.
- Serving some serious broom envy tonight.
- Just a casual night of hexing my exes.
- My broom broke, so Iโm taking an Uber tonight.
- This witch canโt be tamed.
- Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
- Witch, please.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Feeling witchy and wonderful.
- Iโm the witch youโve been warned about.
- Stirring up trouble, one potion at a time.
- Broom parking only; all others will be toad.
- Yes, I can drive a stick.
Halloween captions for everyone
- Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.
- For Halloween, Iโm going to be emotionally stable. No oneโs gonna know itโs me.
- The only treat you need.
- Status: can be bribed with candy.
- If looks can kill.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Til ๐ do us part.
- I canโt be held responsible for stolen candy.
- โMagic is really very simple, all youโve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.โ โHalloweentown
- Get in, loser. Weโre going haunting.
- Trick or tequila.
- Here for the bOOze.
- Put the boo in booty.
- Youโve got me under your spell.
- I donโt need Halloween, I ghost people all year round.
- Who stole my candy?
- A glass (or bottle) of wine & a bowl of candy for me, please.
- Guess who won the costume contest?
- I like it extra spooky.
- She belongs to the treats.
- Tonight we belong to the treats.
- Not all ghosts say โboo,โ some say โbruh.โ
- Brrrโฆ itโs cold in here, there must be some spirits in the atmosphere.
- My costume? Oh, Iโm just a hauntingly good time.
- Hallow-queen.
- Too cute to spook.
- Here for the candy and the memes.
- Donโt worry, Iโve got tricks and treats.
- No tricks, just Netflix.
- I donโt always dress up, but when I do, itโs spook-tacular.
Feel free to use these captions to add some spooky humor to your Halloween posts!
And those are my 85+ Halloween caption ideas that are unique, funny, & spooky. Hope you have a fun & spooky Halloween season. Always be safe & donโt forget to check out my fall captions list!



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