85+ Halloween Caption Ideas That Are Unique, Funny & Spooky

It’s finally spooky season! And while I’m not doing Halloween this year, I thought I’d do a roundup of my favorite Halloween caption ideas that aren’t basic for you to spice up your Instagram game! Also, if you don’t know what you’ll dress up as this year, here are 10 costume ideas that are affordable & easy.

Halloween captions to use for your group photos

Pick your poison.
Scream queens.

Squad ghouls: When you can’t pick just one, be all the monsters.
Fam by day, coven by night.
When witches unite, the spells get twice as nice.

Your vibe attracts your tribe, and apparently, we’re all haunted.
We put the ‘we’ in weird.
Friends who slay together, stay together.

Beware: Charming monsters ahead.
Hanging with my creeps.
Witching you a Happy Halloween from all of us.

Fright night with my ride-or-dies.
Creepin’ it real since [insert year you met].
Our broomsticks ride better together.

Demons on the dance floor.
Life is gourd when you’re with your squad.
Some call us troublemakers; we prefer ‘legends.’

Got our scare game on point.
The more, the scarier.

Halloween captions for vampire costumes

Love at first bite.

Straight outta coffin.
Sucker for you.
Swipe right for an eternal love bite.

Eternally young, forever thirsty.
Fang you very much.
I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Let’s stick to nightlife, shall we?

Just a bite won’t hurt… much.
Living that immortal life.
Blood type: O (for ‘Oh my gosh, I look fabulous!’)

Not your average night owl.
Dracula called; he wants his look back.
Fang you very much for the compliments.

No mirror selfies for me.
Just winging it.
Ready to paint the town red.

Halloween captions for ghost costumes

Gonna go haunt my ex’s Insta.
Boo’d up
Ghosted on Halloween? How festive

Who are you gonna call? 👻busters!
Hot ghoul Halloween
You know it’s spooky season when you get ghosted

Here for the bOOs
Too cute to ghost
Don’t make me ghost you

Now you see me, now you don’t.
Doing the Casper slide.
Got my sheet together.

All dressed up and nowhere to haunt.

Halloween captions for witch costumes

Turns out I’m 100% that witch
If the broom fits, fly it.

Witchful thinking.
Basic witches.
Stirring the cauldron and causing trouble, one spell at a time.

Serving some serious broom envy tonight.
Just a casual night of hexing my exes.
My broom broke, so I’m taking an Uber tonight.

This witch can’t be tamed.
Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Witch, please.

Witch better have my candy.
Feeling witchy and wonderful.
I’m the witch you’ve been warned about.

Stirring up trouble, one potion at a time.
Broom parking only; all others will be toad.
Yes, I can drive a stick.

Halloween captions for everyone

Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.
For Halloween, I’m going to be emotionally stable. No one’s gonna know it’s me.
The only treat you need.

Status: can be bribed with candy.
If looks can kill.
Are you afraid of the dark?

Til 💀 do us part.
I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Trick or tequila.
Here for the bOOze.

Put the boo in booty.
You’ve got me under your spell.
I don’t need Halloween, I ghost people all year round.

Who stole my candy?
A glass (or bottle) of wine & a bowl of candy for me, please.
Guess who won the costume contest?

I like it extra spooky.
She belongs to the treats.
Tonight we belong to the treats.

Not all ghosts say “boo,” some say “bruh.”
Brrr… it’s cold in here, there must be some spirits in the atmosphere.
My costume? Oh, I’m just a hauntingly good time.

Hallow-queen.
Too cute to spook.
Here for the candy and the memes.

Don’t worry, I’ve got tricks and treats.
No tricks, just Netflix.
I don’t always dress up, but when I do, it’s spook-tacular.

Feel free to use these captions to add some spooky humor to your Halloween posts!

And those are my 85+ Halloween caption ideas that are unique, funny, & spooky. Hope you have a fun & spooky Halloween season. Always be safe & don’t forget to check out my fall captions list!