80+ Cute & Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

Thanksgiving: where pumpkin pie is a main course, gratitude becomes our mantra, and family stories are told. As you gather around the table, share moments with loved ones, or simply enjoy the festive spirit, these 80+ funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram are perfect to go along with your content — whether it’s a family shot or some solid food content, there is something here for you. So, grab a slice of pie, relax, and keep scrolling.

Posting an outfit photo?

• Official proof of my Hot Girl Fall participation.
• Slaying never takes a holiday break.
• Serving looks with a side of gravy.
• The living room is, in fact, my runway.
• Got my best stretchy pants on.
• They *did* say it’s the season of giving…
• Bringing the ‘hot’ to Hot Girl Autumn.
• Turkey day but make it fashion.
• Pilgrim chic meets modern glam.
• Cozy, cute, and ready for pie.
• Strutting into the feast like it’s a fashion show.
• Dressed to impress my dinner plate.

For all your food content

• Thankful, grateful, and a little bit full.
• Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.
• Love at first bite.
• Feast mode: ON.
• Thankful for elastic waistbands.
• Leftovers are for quitters.
• Gravy train conductor.
• More stuffing, please.
• Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
• Blessed and mashed potato obsessed.
• Give thanks and pass the gravy.
• Feeling stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
• Oh my gourd, I love Thanksgiving.
• But first, we eat.
• In everything, give thanks.
• Eat, drink, and be cranberry.
• Thanksgiving: The pre-Christmas feast.
• Seconds? I prefer endless rounds.
• Casserole season is upon us.
• Pass the pie, and the remote.
• Here’s to family, food, and awkward family photos.
• Just here for the sides, honestly.
• Gravy boat captain reporting for duty.
• Talk turkey to me.
• My plate runneth over. Literally.
• Forks up, it’s Thanksgiving.
• Pie till I die.
• A day of thanks, a year of stretchy pants.
• Turkey today, gym tomorrow (maybe).
• Spilling the beans, but not on the table.
• Giving thanks for stretchy fabric.
• Thankful for the food before us and the stretch between us.
• Slice, slice, baby.
• Who needs a six-pack when you have a turkey pack?
• My favorite Thanksgiving genre: Pie-fi.

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Feeling extra thankful

• A thankful heart is a happy heart.
• Let our hearts be full of thanks and giving.
• There’s always something to be thankful for.
• Thankful today and every day.”
• Harvest love and happiness.
• Gratitude is the best attitude.
• Thankful for the hands that prepared this feast.
• A season for sharing and caring.
• Gather here with grateful hearts.
• Here’s to a heartwarming Thanksgiving!
• Happy Thanks-gathering!

Family Thanksgiving captions

• Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
• We put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
• Grandma’s cornbread dressing is the glue that holds our family together.
• Feasting and family-ing.
• Everybody say “cheese…”
• May your pants stay stretchy, your plates stay full, and your family avoid talking politics.
• Together is a wonderful place to be.
• Thankful for the family chaos and love.
• A family that eats together, stays together.
• Sharing the season with the ones who matter most.

Friendsgiving captions

• Thankful for good friends, good food, good times.
• Pies before guys.
• Friends are the family we choose.
• Thankful for my chosen family.
• Pie and friends – the perfect blend.
• Feasting with my favorite people.
• Friends, food, and gratitude.
• Our Friendsgiving: Where the stuffing and stories never end.
• Friendsgiving: No family drama, just lots of food.
• Friendship is the best seasoning.

For a pic with bae

• Here for the food and, of course, you.
• I only have pies for you.
• Together, we’re the perfect recipe.
• You’re the sweet to my potato.
• Whipped cream isn’t the only thing I’m thankful for.
• In a sea of pumpkin pies, you’re my favorite slice.
• Falling more for you with every leaf that drops.
• You’re the reason my heart feels so full today.
• You spice up my life more than a PSL.
• Thankful, grateful, and so in love with you.
• You’re the marshmallow to my sweet potato casserole.

And those are my 50+ cute & funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram. Looking for more winter captions? I got you.