123 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram That You’ll Love

Christmas is just around the corner. I’ve compiled 123 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram that are guaranteed to add that extra sparkle to your next post. Whether you’re showcasing your cozy winter outfit, that perfectly decorated tree, or a family gathering, there is something here for you. I know the struggle of finding the perfect caption; I’ve been there, staring at my phone, trying to find the right words. That’s why I’ve put together this list – to save you from the caption conundrum. This post is all about funny Christmas captions for Instagram, so let’s dive in!

For cute family photos

1. This Christmas, we’re more lit than the tree.
2. Fa la la la fabulous with my favorite crew.
3. Santa’s got nothing on Mom’s cookies.
4. Just a bunch of ho ho hos here!
5. Spreading more cheer than Santa himself.
6. Dear Santa, check your list again, please.
7. Pajama game strong this Christmas morning.
8. It’s not easy being Santa and Mom’s favorite.
9. Rolling with my snowmies.
10. We’ve been good, but we’re better at being bad.
11. Looks like the [fill in the blank] family was on the nice list this year.
12. This year, I’m the Christmas miracle.
13. Being related to me is their gift this year.
14. There’s snow place like home.
15. Ho, ho, home for Christmas.
16. VIP naughty list members.
17. Happy holidays from Santa’s favorite elves.
18. A family like you makes the season bright.
19. Hey Mom, where’d ya put the eggnog?
20. Christmas crew, reporting for dinner!
21. Together is the merriest place to be.

Spending Christmas with bae?

• All I want for Christmas is you (and cookies).
• Santa’s not the only one coming to town!
• Love, laughter, and our first Christmas together.
• Meet me under the mistletoe.
• Jingle bell rockin’ with my main squeeze.
• Santa really hooked it up this year.
• We’ve got chemis-tree.
• If hugs were snowflakes, I’d give you a storm.
• You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
• In a world full of snowflakes, you’re my favorite one.
• Already excited for that New Year’s smooch.
• I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
• Do you believe in love at frost sight?
• Meet me by the mistletoe. No excuses.
• I must have been good this year, I found you.
• Just call me a Christmas present – I’m all wrapped up for you.
• Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
• Baby, it’s cold outside, but it’s warm here with you.

Sarcastic & witty Christmas captions

• It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
• Officially trading my naughty status for nice… or vice versa.
• Keep calm and keep the cocktails flowing.
• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
• Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
• I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.
• Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
• Sleigh-in it (or at least trying to).
• On the naughty list and I regret nothing.
• Santa saw your Instagram – you’re getting a dictionary this year.
• Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.
• Resting Grinch face.
• Up to snow good.
• Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
• Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
• Is a ~silent night~ too much to ask for?
• Santa’s favorite troublemaker.
• I’m just here for the eggnog.
• Making spirits bright and my wallet light.
• Official cookie tester reporting for duty.
• I put the ‘ho’ in holiday.
• Your honor, I’m sleigh-ing.
• My mistletoe is looking for volunteers.

Cute Christmas captions

• Feelin’ frosty and fabulous.
• Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’
• There’s snow place like home for the holidays.
• I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
• Sparkle season activated.
• Sugar, spice, and everything ice.
• Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
• Glittering lights and cozy nights.
• Making spirits bright, one Christmas light at a time.
• Frosted windows and warm hearts.
• Tangled in lights and full of festive delight.
• Unique like a snowflake.
• The feeling of Christmas is in the air.
• Hibernation mode: On.
• All roads lead home for the holidays.
• As you grow older, your Christmas list gets shorter because the things you want can’t be bought.
• When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
• Keep calm and have a merry Christmas.
• Sparkly bows and mistletoe.
• ‘Tis the season to sparkle.
• Eat, drink, and be merry.
• Christmas is not a season. It’s a feeling.
• May your days be merry and bright.
• Fa la la la la, la la la la.
• The gift of love, the gift of peace, the gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

The phone eats first

• Feast mode: activated.
• Dear Santa, I left cookies in the kitchen.
• Sugar, spice, and everything nice on this plate.
• Christmas calories don’t count, right?
• Baking spirits bright!
• Gingerbread men and hot cocoa mornings.
• Let’s get stuffed like a Christmas turkey.
• Cookie monster turned Santa’s helper.
• Dashing through the dough.
• Just here for the holiday treats.
• A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.
• Rolling into the holidays like a Christmas cookie.
• Cooking up some holiday cheer.

Showing off your fit?

• Sleighing this festive look.
• Dressed in holiday style.
• Festive and fabulous.
• My wardrobe’s in a merry mood.
• Sleighing this Christmas outfit.
• Sparkle season, let’s shine.
• Rockin’ around in my Christmas best.
• Holiday glam on.
• Decked out in holiday cheer.
• Santa’s got nothing on this outfit.
• Fa-la-la-la-fashion!
• Jingle bell rockin’ my holiday look.
• On the nice dress list.
• Winter wonderland wardrobe.
• Mistletoe ready.
• Frosty fashionista.
• Wrapped up in style.
• Tinsel in my outfit and joy in my heart.
• Slay bells ring, are you listening?
• Elf-approved style.
• Naughty, nice, and all things spice.
• These captions add a playful and stylish touch to your holiday outfit posts!

And there you have it — 123 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram. Looking for funny winter captions? I got you.

Remember, the best part about the holidays is making memories and sharing joy. May your days be merry, your posts be bright, and your Christmas filled with love. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me to you!