Christmas is just around the corner. Iโve compiled over 150 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram that are guaranteed to add that extra sparkle to your next post. Whether youโre showing off your Christmas outfit, that perfectly decorated tree, or a family gathering, there is something here for you. I know the struggle of finding the perfect caption; Iโve been there, staring at my phone, trying to find the right words. Thatโs why Iโve put together this list โ to save you from the caption conundrum. This post is all about funny Christmas captions for Instagram, so letโs dive in!
Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram
For Cute Family Photos
- This Christmas, weโre more lit than the tree.
- Fa la la la fabulous with my favorite crew.
- Santaโs got nothing on Momโs cookies.
- Just a bunch of ho ho hos here!
- Spreading more cheer than Santa himself.
- Dear Santa, check your list again, please.
- Pajama game strong this Christmas morning.
- Itโs not easy being Santaย andย Momโs favorite.
- Rolling with my snowmies.
- Weโve been good, but weโre better at being bad.
- Looks like the [fill in the blank] family was on the nice list this year.
- This year, Iโm the Christmas miracle.
- Being related to me is their gift this year.
- Thereโs snow place like home.
- Ho, ho, home for Christmas.
- VIP naughty list members.
- Happy holidays from Santaโs favorite elves.
- A family like you makes the season bright.
- Hey Mom, whereโd ya put the eggnog?
- Christmas crew, reporting for dinner!
- Together is the merriest place to be.
- They call it family chaos, I call it tradition.
- Home for the holidays, chaos included.
- All I want for Christmas isโฆ a family photo where we all look good.
- The family that slays together, stays together.
- My family: 50% nice, 50% naughty. 100% mine.
Cute Captions for Couple Photos
- All I want for Christmas is you (and cookies).
- Love, laughter, and our first Christmas together.
- Meet me under the mistletoe.
- Jingle bell rockinโ with my main squeeze.
- Weโve got chemis-tree.
- If hugs were snowflakes, Iโd give you a storm.
- Youโre the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
- In a world full of snowflakes, youโre my favorite one.
- Already excited for that New Yearโs smooch.
- Do you believe in love at frost sight?
- My favorite gift.
- I must have been good this year, I found you.
- Baby, itโs cold outside, but itโs warm here with you.
- Festive and obsessed with you.
- Our loveโs like a Hallmark movie, but funnier.
- Merry and brightโฆ and annoying each other since (year).
- I found my mistletoe target. Good luck escaping.
- Weโre cute, weโre festive, and one of us is hangry.
- Heโs the grinch, Iโm the chaos. Perfect balance.
- Christmas: the season of love, joy, and arguing over decorations.
- Santaโs not the only one coming to town!
- Santa checked his list twice, weโre still questionable.
- Santa really hooked it up this year.
- Wrapped up tighter than holiday leftovers.
- I tolerate you more during Christmas. Must be the eggnog.
- Iโm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
- Just call me a Christmas present โ Iโm all wrapped up for you.
- Letโs be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Sarcastic & Witty Christmas Captions
- Itโs beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
- Officially trading my naughty status for niceโฆ or vice versa.
- Keep calm and keep the cocktails flowing.
- I told Santa I was good this year. He just laughed.
- My Christmas spirit is like WiFi: spotty at best.
- Decking the halls and my bank account.
- Iโve got resting Grinch face.
- Holiday cheer? More like holiday fear of my credit card bill.
- Santa, define โgoodโโฆ because I have questions.
- Iโm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, Iโll drink the red.
- Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
- I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.
- Dear Santa, Iโve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, Iโll buy my own stuff.
- Sleigh-in it (or at least trying to).
- On the naughty list and I regret nothing.
- Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.
- Resting Grinch face.
- Up to snow good.
- Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
- Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
- Is a ~silent night~ too much to ask for?
- Santaโs favorite troublemaker.
- Iโm just here for the eggnog.
- Making spirits bright and my wallet light.
- Official cookie tester reporting for duty.
- I put the โhoโ in holiday.
- Your honor, Iโm sleigh-ing.
- My mistletoe is looking for volunteers.
Cute Christmas Captions
- Feelinโ frosty and fabulous.
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
- Santa, I can explainโฆ
- Itโs the most wonderful chaos of the year.
- Naughty or nice? Why not both?
- Dear Santa, define โnice.โ
- Thereโs snow place like home for the holidays.
- Iโm only a morning person on December 25th.
- Sparkle season activated.
- Sugar, spice, and everything ice.
- Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
- Glittering lights and cozy nights.
- Making spirits bright, one Christmas light at a time.
- Frosted windows and warm hearts.
- Tangled in lights and full of festive delight.
- Unique like a snowflake.
- The feeling of Christmas is in the air.
- Hibernation mode: On.
- All roads lead home for the holidays.
- As you grow older, your Christmas list gets shorter because the things you want canโt be bought.
- When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
- Keep calm and have a merry Christmas.
- Sparkly bows and mistletoe.
- โTis the season to sparkle.
- Eat, drink, and be merry.
- Christmas is not a season. Itโs a feeling.
- May your days be merry and bright.
- Fa la la la la, la la la la.
- The gift of love, the gift of peace, the gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
- Itโs the most wonderful time of the year.
For Pet Photos
- Santa Paws is coming to town.
- My dogโs Christmas list: treats, attention, and more treats.
- Santaโs little menace. I mean, helper!
- Caught red-pawed eating Santaโs cookies.
- Heโs the reason the tree has no ornaments left.
- Seck the halls? Nah, wreck the halls.
- This elf runs on treats and questionable life choices.
- Heโs only nice when Santaโs watching.
- Paws off my presents, hooman.
- Santa: โWhat do you want for Christmas?โ My dog: โTo destroy my momโs slippersโ
For Food-Themed Posts
- Serving looks and desserts.
- Feast mode: activated.
- Santa isnโt the only one with a cookie addiction.
- The best memories are made around the table (and the dessert platter).
- Fueling my holiday spirit one cookie at a time.
- Hot cocoa weather.
- Dessert first. Itโs Christmas, no rules.
- Dear Santa, I left cookies in the kitchen.
- Christmas calories donโt count, right?
- Gingerbread men and hot cocoa mornings.
- Letโs get stuffed like a Christmas turkey.
- Cookie monster turned Santaโs helper.
- Dashing through the dough.
- Just here for the holiday treats.
- A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.
- Rolling into the holidays like a Christmas cookie.
- Cooking up some holiday cheer.
For Christmas Outfit Photos
- Sleighing this festive look.
- Tis the season to overdress.
- Dressed in holiday style.
- Festive and fabulous.
- My wardrobeโs in a merry mood.
- Sleighing this Christmas outfit.
- Sparkle season, letโs shine.
- Rockinโ around in my Christmas best.
- Holiday glam on.
- Decked out in holiday cheer.
- Santaโs got nothing on this outfit.
- Fa-la-la-la-fashion!
- Jingle bell rockinโ my holiday look.
- On the nice dress list.
- Winter wonderland wardrobe.
- Mistletoe ready.
- Frosty fashionista.
- Wrapped up in style.
- Tinsel in my outfit and joy in my heart.
- Slay bells ring, are you listening?
- Elf-approved style.
For Holiday Trip Photos
- Merry wherever I go.
- Snow place like a holiday getaway.
- Catch flights, not frostbite.
- Jingling all the way to my next destination.
- Santaโs on a sleigh, Iโm on a plane.
- Festive and far from home.
- Adventureโs calling, and itโs saying โHo ho ho!โ
- Taking my holiday spirit to new locations.
- Escaping family chaos for travel chaos.
- Adventuring until further notice. Or until I run out of PTO.
And there you have it โ over 150 Funny Christmas captions for Instagram. Looking forย funny winter captions? I got you.
Remember, the best part about the holidays is making memories and sharing joy. May your days be merry, your posts be bright, and your Christmas filled with love. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me to you!
