Christmas is just around the corner. Iβve compiled over 150 Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram that are guaranteed to add that extra sparkle to your next post. Whether youβre showing off your Christmas outfit, that perfectly decorated tree, or a family gathering, there is something here for you. I know the struggle of finding the perfect caption; Iβve been there, staring at my phone, trying to find the right words. Thatβs why Iβve put together this list β to save you from the caption conundrum. This post is all about funny Christmas captions for Instagram, so letβs dive in!
Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram β Updated 2024
For Cute Family Photos
- This Christmas, weβre more lit than the tree.
- Fa la la la fabulous with my favorite crew.
- Santaβs got nothing on Momβs cookies.
- Just a bunch of ho ho hos here!
- Spreading more cheer than Santa himself.
- Dear Santa, check your list again, please.
- Pajama game strong this Christmas morning.
- Itβs not easy being SantaΒ andΒ Momβs favorite.
- Rolling with my snowmies.
- Weβve been good, but weβre better at being bad.
- Looks like the [fill in the blank] family was on the nice list this year.
- This year, Iβm the Christmas miracle.
- Being related to me is their gift this year.
- Thereβs snow place like home.
- Ho, ho, home for Christmas.
- VIP naughty list members.
- Happy holidays from Santaβs favorite elves.
- A family like you makes the season bright.
- Hey Mom, whereβd ya put the eggnog?
- Christmas crew, reporting for dinner!
- Together is the merriest place to be.
- They call it family chaos, I call it tradition.
- Home for the holidays, chaos included.
- All I want for Christmas is⦠a family photo where we all look good.
- The family that slays together, stays together.
- My family: 50% nice, 50% naughty. 100% mine.
For Couple Photos
Cute couple captions
- All I want for Christmas is you (and cookies).
- Love, laughter, and our first Christmas together.
- Meet me under the mistletoe.
- Jingle bell rockinβ with my main squeeze.
- Weβve got chemis-tree.
- If hugs were snowflakes, Iβd give you a storm.
- Youβre the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
- In a world full of snowflakes, youβre my favorite one.
- Already excited for that New Yearβs smooch.
- Do you believe in love at frost sight?
- My favorite gift.
- I must have been good this year, I found you.
- Baby, itβs cold outside, but itβs warm here with you.
- Festive and obsessed with you.
- Our loveβs like a Hallmark movie, but funnier.
Funny couple captions
- Merry and bright⦠and annoying each other since (year).
- I found my mistletoe target. Good luck escaping.
- Weβre cute, weβre festive, and one of us is hangry.
- Heβs the grinch, Iβm the chaos. Perfect balance.
- Christmas: the season of love, joy, and arguing over decorations.
- Santaβs not the only one coming to town!
- Santa checked his list twice, weβre still questionable.
- Santa really hooked it up this year.
- Wrapped up tighter than holiday leftovers.
- I tolerate you more during Christmas. Must be the eggnog.
- Iβm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
- Just call me a Christmas present β Iβm all wrapped up for you.
- Letβs be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Sarcastic & Witty Christmas Captions
- Itβs beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
- Officially trading my naughty status for nice⦠or vice versa.
- Keep calm and keep the cocktails flowing.
- I told Santa I was good this year. He just laughed.
- My Christmas spirit is like WiFi: spotty at best.
- Decking the halls and my bank account.
- Iβve got resting Grinch face.
- Holiday cheer? More like holiday fear of my credit card bill.
- Santa, define βgoodββ¦ because I have questions.
- Iβm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, Iβll drink the red.
- Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?
- I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.
- Dear Santa, Iβve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, Iβll buy my own stuff.
- Sleigh-in it (or at least trying to).
- On the naughty list and I regret nothing.
- Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.
- Resting Grinch face.
- Up to snow good.
- Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
- Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
- Is a ~silent night~ too much to ask for?
- Santaβs favorite troublemaker.
- Iβm just here for the eggnog.
- Making spirits bright and my wallet light.
- Official cookie tester reporting for duty.
- I put the βhoβ in holiday.
- Your honor, Iβm sleigh-ing.
- My mistletoe is looking for volunteers.
Cute Christmas Captions
- Feelinβ frosty and fabulous.
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
- Santa, I can explainβ¦
- Itβs the most wonderful chaos of the year.
- Naughty or nice? Why not both?
- Dear Santa, define βnice.β
- Thereβs snow place like home for the holidays.
- Iβm only a morning person on December 25th.
- Sparkle season activated.
- Sugar, spice, and everything ice.
- Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
- Glittering lights and cozy nights.
- Making spirits bright, one Christmas light at a time.
- Frosted windows and warm hearts.
- Tangled in lights and full of festive delight.
- Unique like a snowflake.
- The feeling of Christmas is in the air.
- Hibernation mode: On.
- All roads lead home for the holidays.
- As you grow older, your Christmas list gets shorter because the things you want canβt be bought.
- When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
- Keep calm and have a merry Christmas.
- Sparkly bows and mistletoe.
- βTis the season to sparkle.
- Eat, drink, and be merry.
- Christmas is not a season. Itβs a feeling.
- May your days be merry and bright.
- Fa la la la la, la la la la.
- The gift of love, the gift of peace, the gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.
- Itβs the most wonderful time of the year.
For Pet Photos
- Santa Paws is coming to town.
- My dogβs Christmas list: treats, attention, and more treats.
- Santaβs little menace. I mean, helper!
- Caught red-pawed eating Santaβs cookies.
- Heβs the reason the tree has no ornaments left.
- Seck the halls? Nah, wreck the halls.
- This elf runs on treats and questionable life choices.
- Heβs only nice when Santaβs watching.
- Paws off my presents, hooman.
- Santa: βWhat do you want for Christmas?β My dog: βTo destroy my momβs slippersβ
For Food-Themed Posts
- Serving looks and desserts.
- Feast mode: activated.
- Santa isnβt the only one with a cookie addiction.
- The best memories are made around the table (and the dessert platter).
- Fueling my holiday spirit one cookie at a time.
- Hot cocoa weather.
- Dessert first. Itβs Christmas, no rules.
- Dear Santa, I left cookies in the kitchen.
- Christmas calories donβt count, right?
- Gingerbread men and hot cocoa mornings.
- Letβs get stuffed like a Christmas turkey.
- Cookie monster turned Santaβs helper.
- Dashing through the dough.
- Just here for the holiday treats.
- A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.
- Rolling into the holidays like a Christmas cookie.
- Cooking up some holiday cheer.
For Christmas Outfit Photos
- Sleighing this festive look.
- Tis the season to overdress.
- Dressed in holiday style.
- Festive and fabulous.
- My wardrobeβs in a merry mood.
- Sleighing this Christmas outfit.
- Sparkle season, letβs shine.
- Rockinβ around in my Christmas best.
- Holiday glam on.
- Decked out in holiday cheer.
- Santaβs got nothing on this outfit.
- Fa-la-la-la-fashion!
- Jingle bell rockinβ my holiday look.
- On the nice dress list.
- Winter wonderland wardrobe.
- Mistletoe ready.
- Frosty fashionista.
- Wrapped up in style.
- Tinsel in my outfit and joy in my heart.
- Slay bells ring, are you listening?
- Elf-approved style.
For Holiday Trip Photos
- Merry wherever I go.
- Snow place like a holiday getaway.
- Catch flights, not frostbite.
- Jingling all the way to my next destination.
- Santaβs on a sleigh, Iβm on a plane.
- Festive and far from home.
- Adventureβs calling, and itβs saying βHo ho ho!β
- Taking my holiday spirit to new locations.
- Escaping family chaos for travel chaos.
- Adventuring until further notice. Or until I run out of PTO.
And there you have it β over 150 Funny Christmas captions for Instagram. Looking forΒ funny winter captions? I got you.
Remember, the best part about the holidays is making memories and sharing joy. May your days be merry, your posts be bright, and your Christmas filled with love. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me to you!
