40+ Funny & Cozy Fall Caption Ideas for Instagram

Fall might be my favorite season. I grew up in Lima, Peru, where the coldest it gets is probably around 50F. So, fall feels like being back home — I absolutely love the chilly winds, the sun, the leaves, and obviously the pumpkins! I thought I’d celebrate that by posting this list of 45+ funny and cozy fall caption ideas. Trust me, you’ll want to use every. Single. One. So go ahead, sip that PSL and scroll on.

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Halloween-themed

It’s October – time to put your resting witch face.

All these ghosts and still can’t find a boo.
I decided to give up caffeine for Halloween, if that doesn’t scare people I don’t know what will.
Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.

For Halloween, I’m going to be emotionally stable. No one’s gonna know it’s me.
I’m here for the booze
If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Last-minute Halloween costume idea: A responsible adult.

Fallin’ for Food

Alexa, bake me pumpkin pies and tell me I’m beautiful.

Pro tip: Keep the pie from drying out by eating it all in one sitting.
Life’s short, eat the crumble first.
If fall had a flavor, it’d be a caramel apple macchiato with a slice of pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving-themed

Thanksgiving is almost here… don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds
Thanksgiving Diet Plan: Eat pie, lie down, repeat.
Eating my weight in stuffing is my fall aesthetic.

My Thanksgiving pants are ready!
Wearing a belt to Thanksgiving dinner is amateur hour.
Turkey, stuffing, and pie—oh my!

Everything pumpkin

Pumpkin spice up your life.
At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.
Stressed, blessed & pumpkin obsessed.

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
*slams dunks a pumpkin* fall is life
Fall so hard, motherpumpkins wanna spice me

Let’s carve out some fun
If I were a spice girl, I’d be Pumpkin Spice.
Caffeine and kindness. But first, caffeine.

Cozy vibes

When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine. Or just light a pumpkin spice candle. Same diff.
The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall-scented candles.
I love sweaters like Kanye loves Kanye.

Ghosted in October? How festive.
Fall: that beautiful time between boob sweat and frostbite.
My summer bikini body wasn’t ready but my fall sweater body is on point.

Fall is my second favorite F-word
It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my Christmas anxiety
Sweater weather is my favorite weather

Fall is that beautiful moment between sweat & hypothermia
Felt cute, might crunch some leaves later, idk.
Turns out the ‘apple’ in apple cider stands for ‘A Perfectly Photogenic Lifestyle Experience.’