90+ Cute and Funny Valentine's Day Captions for Instagram

If you’re on the hunt for some funny Valentine’s Day captions to jazz up your posts, you’ve landed in the right spot. Here you’ll find 90+ Cute and Funny Valentine’s Day Captions for Instagram to ensure your feed is as lively and lovable as February 14th itself. As someone who absolutely loves a good caption, I’ve scoured the internet and spent endless hours thinking of the funniest Valentine’s Day captions for the ones in a relationship, as well as, all the single ladies on here.

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Cute and trendy

You’re my favorite notification.
You make my heart skip a beat and my data run out.

You’re the only one I send the heart emoji to.
Our love is like a fine wine, it only gets better with time.
Together we make sparks fly.

Swiping right on life since I met you.
You’re the reason my battery’s always low (too many cute texts).
You’re my 5G in a world of buffering.

Love you more than influencers love their selfies.
You’re the upgrade to my basic plan.
In my book of life, you’re the highlight reel.

Our love history > any romantic novel.
We’re the perfect blend, like coffee and mornings.
You’re the cozy sweater in my winter wonderland.

Our love story is my favorite chapter.
You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.

If you’re single as f*ck

Table for one, but I’m the whole package.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m my own soulmate, how about you?
Celebrating the love of my life: Me.

My Valentine’s date? Netflix, no chill.
Cupid called, he said I should take care of myself this year.
Who needs a Valentine when I have pizza and wine?

This Valentine’s, I’m in a serious relationship with fun and freedom.
Just me, myself, and wine. A perfect Valentine.
Swiped left on Valentine’s Day plans.

Love is in the air, and I’m holding my breath.
I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.
My dog is my Valentine, and honestly, it’s a step up.

February 14th: the day my sofa and I take our relationship to the next level.
Valentine’s Day: more like self-love and extra guac day.
Where’s my rom-com meet-cute, universe?

Love story plot twist: I choose pizza.
Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.

Rom-com & pop culture references

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile.

You’re my lobster – Inspired by Friends.
I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
You’re the hero in my romantic comedy.

You’re the beat to my heart’s song.
You’re the happy to my ending.
Sipping my tea while I wait for my rom-com moment.

Just like Jim and Pam, you’re my perfect plan. – Inspired by The Office
You’re the Chandler to my Monica, perfectly imperfect. – Referencing Friends
Our love’s like a classic Disney movie, timeless and true.

You and I are more thrilling than a Game of Thrones plot twist.
You’re the Lorelai to my Luke, coffee and love all day. – Referencing Gilmore Girls
Our story is my favorite, better than any Netflix series.

Like Jack and Rose, our love will go on.
You’re the Jesse to my Becky, full house of love. – Inspired by Full House

Cheesy but cute

You’re not just my Valentine, you’re my always-and-forever.

Swiped right, now it’s forever Valentine’s night.
Love you more than there are stars in the sky.
Roses are red, love is sweet, being your Valentine makes me feel complete.

You’re the reason my phone’s always on low battery (too many selfies together).
Just me and my boo, feeling love’s sweet rhapsody.
You’re the cherry on top of my sundae of life.

Our love story is my favorite.
In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.
In the story of my life, you’re the best part.

Stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
Let’s be weird together forever.
You’re my ride or die, Valentine style.

With you, every day is Valentine’s Day.
You’re the flip to my flop.
You’re the spark in my life’s fireworks.

You’re the peanut to my butter, the star to my burst.
I love you more than a unicorn fart.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

When you’ve been together forever

Will you be my Valentine? That was a rhetorical question, you have no choice — we’re married.
Married life: where ‘You’re my forever Valentine’ is legally binding.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite roommate for life.

Our love is like a fine wine, it gets better with age and a few arguments.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m still not sick of you.
Together forever, because you know too much.

Valentine’s Day: when ‘taking out the trash’ becomes an act of love.
Here’s to another Valentine’s Day of us expertly avoiding the topic of what’s for dinner.
Our love story is my favorite, even when you snore.

You’re my emergency contact, Valentine, and permanent couch co-captain.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who knows all my passwords.
Love is sharing your dessert with me. Don’t stop now.

Married on Valentine’s: Where “Do you still love me?” meets “Did you pay the electric bill?”
Our love: Stronger than my desire to control the TV remote.
Together we’re unstoppable at finishing each other’s snacks.

Valentine’s Day – the day you remind me why I still share my bed with someone.

Foodie lover captions

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Found my snack for Valentine’s Day… it’s you!

We go together like avo and toast.
You’re the sprinkles on my donut of life.
Love you more than brunch, and that’s saying a lot.

Together, we’re nacho average couple.
You had me at ‘Let’s get pizza.’
Can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
You’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever not baked.
You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

And there you have it – a roundup of 90+ absolutely adorable and hilariously funny Valentine’s Day captions to make your Instagram posts pop! Whether you’re snuggled up with your sweetheart or celebrating solo, these captions are sure to add a dash of humor to your V-Day posts. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!