40+ Funny & Cozy Fall Caption Ideas for Instagram

Fall might be my favorite season. I grew up in Lima, Peru, where the coldest it gets is probably around 50F. So, fall feels like being back home — I absolutely love the chilly winds, the sun, the leaves, and obviously the pumpkins! I thought I’d celebrate that by posting this list of 45+ funny and cozy fall caption ideas. Trust me, you’ll want to use every. Single. One. So go ahead, sip that PSL and scroll on.

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Halloween-themed

• It’s October – time to put your resting witch face.
• All these ghosts and still can’t find a boo.
• I decided to give up caffeine for Halloween, if that doesn’t scare people I don’t know what will.
• Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something scarier like commitment or student loans.
• For Halloween, I’m going to be emotionally stable. No one’s gonna know it’s me.
• I’m here for the booze
• If you’ve got it, haunt it.
• Last-minute Halloween costume idea: A responsible adult.

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Fallin’ for Food

• Alexa, bake me pumpkin pies and tell me I’m beautiful.
• Pro tip: Keep the pie from drying out by eating it all in one sitting.
• Life’s short, eat the crumble first.
• If fall had a flavor, it’d be a caramel apple macchiato with a slice of pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving-themed

• Thanksgiving is almost here… don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds
• Thanksgiving Diet Plan: Eat pie, lie down, repeat.
• Eating my weight in stuffing is my fall aesthetic.
• My Thanksgiving pants are ready!
• Wearing a belt to Thanksgiving dinner is amateur hour.
• Turkey, stuffing, and pie—oh my!

Everything pumpkin

• Pumpkin spice up your life.
• At this point, my blood type is pumpkin spice.
• Stressed, blessed & pumpkin obsessed.
• Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
• *slams dunks a pumpkin* fall is life
• Fall so hard, motherpumpkins wanna spice me
• Let’s carve out some fun
• If I were a spice girl, I’d be Pumpkin Spice.
• Caffeine and kindness. But first, caffeine.

Cozy vibes

• When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine. Or just light a pumpkin spice candle. Same diff.
• The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall-scented candles.
• I love sweaters like Kanye loves Kanye.
• Ghosted in October? How festive.
• Fall: that beautiful time between boob sweat and frostbite.
• My summer bikini body wasn’t ready but my fall sweater body is on point.
• Fall is my second favorite F-word
• It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my Christmas anxiety
• Sweater weather is my favorite weather
• Fall is that beautiful moment between sweat & hypothermia
• Felt cute, might crunch some leaves later, idk.
• Turns out the ‘apple’ in apple cider stands for ‘A Perfectly Photogenic Lifestyle Experience.’
• When life gives you fall, make autumn-ade.
• Leaves are falling, but my Instagram game is rising.

And those are my 45+ funny & cozy fall caption ideas. Looking for more Halloween captions? I got you.