Thanksgiving: where pumpkin pie is a main course, gratitude becomes our mantra, and family stories are told. As you gather around the table, share moments with loved ones, or simply enjoy the festive spirit, these 80+ funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram are perfect to go along with your content — whether it’s a family shot or some solid food content, there is something here for you. So, grab a slice of pie, relax, and keep scrolling.
Posting an outfit photo?
- Official proof of my Hot Girl Fall participation.
- Slaying never takes a holiday break.
- Serving looks with a side of gravy.
- The living room is, in fact, my runway.
- Got my best stretchy pants on.
- They *did* say it’s the season of giving…
- Bringing the ‘hot’ to Hot Girl Autumn.
- Turkey day but make it fashion.
- Pilgrim chic meets modern glam.
- Cozy, cute, and ready for pie.
- Strutting into the feast like it’s a fashion show.
- Dressed to impress my dinner plate.
For all your food content
- Thankful, grateful, and a little bit full.
- Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.
- Love at first bite.
- Feast mode: ON.
- Thankful for elastic waistbands.
- Leftovers are for quitters.
- Gravy train conductor.
- More stuffing, please.
- Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
- Blessed and mashed potato obsessed.
- Give thanks and pass the gravy.
- Feeling stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
- Oh my gourd, I love Thanksgiving.
- But first, we eat.
- In everything, give thanks.
- Eat, drink, and be cranberry.
- Thanksgiving: The pre-Christmas feast.
- Seconds? I prefer endless rounds.
- Casserole season is upon us.
- Pass the pie, and the remote.
- Here’s to family, food, and awkward family photos.
- Just here for the sides, honestly.
- Gravy boat captain reporting for duty.
- Talk turkey to me.
- My plate runneth over. Literally.
- Forks up, it’s Thanksgiving.
- Pie till I die.
- A day of thanks, a year of stretchy pants.
- Turkey today, gym tomorrow (maybe).
- Spilling the beans, but not on the table.
- Giving thanks for stretchy fabric.
- Thankful for the food before us and the stretch between us.
- Slice, slice, baby.
- Who needs a six-pack when you have a turkey pack?
- My favorite Thanksgiving genre: Pie-fi.
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Feeling extra thankful
- A thankful heart is a happy heart.
- Let our hearts be full of thanks and giving.
- There’s always something to be thankful for.
- Thankful today and every day.”
- Harvest love and happiness.
- Gratitude is the best attitude.
- Thankful for the hands that prepared this feast.
- A season for sharing and caring.
- Gather here with grateful hearts.
- Here’s to a heartwarming Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanks-gathering!
Family Thanksgiving captions
- Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- We put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
- Grandma’s cornbread dressing is the glue that holds our family together.
- Feasting and family-ing.
- Everybody say “cheese…”
- May your pants stay stretchy, your plates stay full, and your family avoid talking politics.
- Together is a wonderful place to be.
- Thankful for the family chaos and love.
- A family that eats together, stays together.
- Sharing the season with the ones who matter most.
Friendsgiving captions
- Thankful for good friends, good food, good times.
- Pies before guys.
- Friends are the family we choose.
- Thankful for my chosen family.
- Pie and friends – the perfect blend.
- Feasting with my favorite people.
- Friends, food, and gratitude.
- Our Friendsgiving: Where the stuffing and stories never end.
- Friendsgiving: No family drama, just lots of food.
- Friendship is the best seasoning.
For a pic with bae
- Here for the food and, of course, you.
- I only have pies for you.
- Together, we’re the perfect recipe.
- You’re the sweet to my potato.
- Whipped cream isn’t the only thing I’m thankful for.
- In a sea of pumpkin pies, you’re my favorite slice.
- Falling more for you with every leaf that drops.
- You’re the reason my heart feels so full today.
- You spice up my life more than a PSL.
- Thankful, grateful, and so in love with you.
- You’re the marshmallow to my sweet potato casserole.
And those are my 50+ cute & funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram. Looking for more winter captions? I got you.
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